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{"slip": { "id": 7, "advice": "Make choices and dont look back."}}
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{"fact":"Cat families usually play best in even numbers. Cats and kittens should be aquired in pairs whenever possible.","length":110}
{"slip": { "id": 73, "advice": "Eat food. Not too much, mostly plants."}}
{"fact":"A cat's appetite is the barometer of its health. Any cat that does not eat or drink for more than two days should be taken to a vet.","length":132}
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